August 19, 2022

Caitlin Moran’s Celebrity Watch Awards 2021 | Times2 – The Times

Look, this is not an awards ceremony, OK? Although you all knew it would be happening — as it does, right here, every year — and we’ve all had a few drinks, and I’m wearing a Santa hat and naked from the waist down, this is not a party.

Although, if it is a party, I am assured that all rules and regulations are being adhered to. And the person who assured me was me, so — no need…….

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Look, this is not an awards ceremony, OK? Although you all knew it would be happening — as it does, right here, every year — and we’ve all had a few drinks, and I’m wearing a Santa hat and naked from the waist down, this is not a party.

Although, if it is a party, I am assured that all rules and regulations are being adhered to. And the person who assured me was me, so — no need to worry there. Let’s move on. This matter is now closed.

[Thirty seconds later]

Oh God, you’re still talking about all the “stuff”, aren’t you? All the “allegations” and “facts” and “possible crimes”. I have to say, that’s not the festive spirit! You guys are

Source: https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/caitlin-morans-celebrity-watch-awards-2021-rjf0xlfl8